How to murder someone: kiss them once and never again."
i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me
I underreact in serious situations and then overreact in really simple circumstances like once I set my eyebrow on fire and I was just like ‘oh dear’ and then the other day I couldn’t open a can of coke and I screamed ‘I’m dying’, I just really don’t know.
how do you set your eyebrow on fire
I was sniffing a candle and it all went a bit tits up idk man it just happens sometimes
What’s sad is most single girls think “if I were thinner, maybe a guy would want me.”
What’s even more sad is most girls with boyfriends think “if he likes me now, he’ll probably like me more if I were thinner.”
No matter what, a girl can never be satisfied with herself and that really really sucks